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Date: Wed, 1 Mar 1995 23:43:23 UTC
Subject: UPDATE: Watersports Training Manual
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Updated 1-Mar-95
Watersports Training Manual
0 INTRODUCTION
Watersports is a slang term for the practice of passing bladder fluid
in order to enhance sexual intimacy, or in other words, erotic
peeing. The medical term for this is urolagnia or urophilia. Posts
frequently appear on the alt.sex.fetish.watersports in which this
practice is a part of dominance and submission games. This manual is
not about that. Other posts appear in which total strangers meet and
go off to some private location to pee on each other. This manual is
not about that either. What it is about is the sharing of something
intimate and personal between individuals who are emotionally bonded
and trust each other, and who seek to deepen their bond and their
trust with this special token of their love. Coverage will span the
mildest to the most intimate practices.
How long has it been since you peed in the shower or bath? I'll bet
for most of you reading, it's been less than a month, and for most of
the rest of you, less than six months. For some it is as regular a
part of bathing as soaping the washcloth. And why did you do it?
Couldn't hold it till you got out? Unlikely. You did it because it
felt good. It feels good just to relax and without the worry of
finding a suitable receptical or undoing clothing just to close your
eyes feel that little tingle passing through your lovemaking flesh.
And there's no mess to clean. And admit this also, at least to
yourself. Sometime -- probably more than once -- when you've been
standing waist deep in the ocean or a lake, or even a swimming pool,
haven't you enjoyed the warmth of your own fluids seeping through
your swimsuit? Learning to amplify and share the excitement connected
such simple joys in spite of cultural taboos against them, overcoming
our baseless beliefs in those taboos, and adopting practical methods
for engaging our lovers in this joy -- that is what this manual is
about.
Please note that I write this from the point of view of a
heterosexual man. In what follows, I can only comment on pleasures
I've shared with my lover. I will do my best to deliver my thoughts
on the subject with as wide an audience in mind as possible,
including those whose sexuality is different from my own. If you
feel I have misrepresented or slighted your sexual group, or if you
have something to offer from a point of view I am unable to write
about, please let me hear from you. In fact, anything you might
care to add I will look at seriously.
0.5 TOPICS
1 Nomeclature
2 Why Do It?
3 Playing Fair
4 What's In It?
5 What About Safe Sex?
6 How Can I Touch That Stuff? (and some unmessy activities)
7 How To Ask For It?
8 What About The Smell? (Dilution)
9 What About The Mess? (and other enviromental concerns)
10 How Do We Get Intimate?
1 NOMENCLATURE
Throughout this manual, I will use the word "lingam" for penis and
"yoni" for vulva or vagina. These are eastern words that roughly
mean wand of light and sacred temple respectively. Not that "penis"
and "vulva" aren't perfectly good words. Both come from Latin. Penis
is from the same root as pendulum and peninsula, and suggests
something that hangs. Vulva means a covering or sack (and in my
opinion has an especially sexy sound to it). Unfortunately, the
Latin words sound clinical. It is not the fault of the words, but
the fault of western attitudes toward the body parts -- attitudes
that produce vulgar and demeaning words like cock, prick, pussy, and
cunt (incidentally, "cunt" is also from Latin). Because the emotions
attached to such words are negative, we assume that a nonnegative
word for a sex organ must be devoid of emotion.
The eastern words carry with them a sense of respect for our bodies
and remind us to look at them as sacred. Every part of your body is
exquisitely made, and your lingam or yoni is privileged to be your
body's entry and exit point for the passing of sexual energy. I had
the good fortune once to tour an exhibit of Bhuddist religious art.
Many of the paintings and sculptures showed human sex organs rendered
unabashedly and in the most sensuous and glorious ways (unlike, for
example, classical Greek sculpture in which the male organs are
diminished and the female effaced of their detail). Although I know
little about Bhuddist culture, it was clear that these people have
found that spirituality and sexuality are sister emotions, and that
the appendages for experiencing one find employment in the other.
When we begin to think of our flesh in this way rather than as the
soiled currency of sexual commerce, we take a step toward spiritual
sex a step beyond just plain fucking, sucking, and jerking off.
I will often be representing a person's urine stream as his or her
spring, or fountain. Just as rainwater that falls on a
mountain and bubbles forth from a spring at the mountain's foot
carries with it some of the essence of the mountain, so does the
water that passes through us. That is because, not only does it come
from deep within our bodies, it comes from every part of the
body. Urine is filtered from blood, and is a part of our blood only
a short time before it passes from our loins. Blood flows to all
points inside us, including whatever the secret places in which our
spirits reside. Urine is what's left after our blood has nurtured
our sacred selves. It contains the sweat of our souls. And I don't
think it was a coincidence or a divine joke that The Creator chose to
connect our lingams and yonis with our personal fountains.
2 WHY DO IT?
Why would you want to come into contact with your lover's urine, and
why would your lover want to come into contact with yours? Urine is
waste, isn't it?
If you are in love and that love has blossomed into a sexual
relationship, then you are in love with your lover's spirit and
body. You love every part of that person. And you hold your lover's
lingam or yoni in special awe. It is an altar for your worship --
the bringer and receiver of the greatest of joys you can share
together. When you close your eyes, you sometimes see your partner's
loins in your mind's eye, touch them with your mind's fingertips,
smell them with your mind's nose, taste them with your mind's
tongue. Now if only you could get past that time many years ago when
somebody told you, "No child -- that's dirty!"
And why do we accept this attitude that our lingams and yonis are
dirty (and don't deny that at some level that attitude has
infiltrated you)? Part of it is that most cultures of the world
choose to hide those parts from public view. But that doesn't make
them dirty. It only makes them private. The other reason is that
our urine springs from there. And we must deposit our urine away
from where we eat and sleep. Why? Because urine exposed to the
microorganisms of the environment soon emits ammonia, and ammonia is
nasty. But food left exposed turns into nasty stuff too, and food
certainly isn't dirty.
Urine also has a peculiar smell that we seem to instinctively shrink
from. That response is in the interest of our survival. Our bodies
balance our dissolved minerals by eliminating excesses. We also need
to rid ourselves of a compound called urea (urea, incidentally is in
no way responsible for the smell and has a cool, pleasant taste to it).
We instinctively know from the odor that, no matter how thirsty we
are, drinking urine will render our elimination strategy useless.
None of these things make urine dirty. It is nearly sterile when it
leaves our bodies, and, barring our having consumed something toxic,
it contains no toxins. It has, in fact, been used as disinfectant
for wounds during war time. It is most certainly cleaner than that
bacteria farms we grow in our mouths. And as for the smell, we shall
see later on that there are simple ways to minimize it, along with
the dissolved minerals and urea.
What I've said so far are reasons you should not recoil as much as
perhaps you do from contact with urine. Nothing so far has been
toward why you might like to seek it. So let's try that. First,
water is fun to play with and play in. Sex is fun too. Why not
combine them? Surely you and you lover have splashed each other in
the bath or while swimming and enjoyed it -- perhaps even worked
yourselves into sexual excitement doing it. Wet lovemaking is the
same thing, but with a splashing more directly connected to your
bodies.
If your lover is a woman, your love for her yoni is not just for its
flesh, but also for the wonderful secretions that flow from it
whenever she is aroused. Even her menstral fluids, though messy, are
a part of her and exciting in their own way. If your lover is a man,
your love for his lingam includes loving his semen, and wanting it to
contact you and become part of you.
Your love for your lover's yoni or lingam can also include a
fascination with the one function she or he has been using it for
since birth. If your lover is a woman, picture her yoni with a urine
stream passing from it. If your lover is a man, picture his lingam
in the same way. Don't think about touching yet. And don't think
about its destination either. Just picture it and think of it as a
fountain of love. If you are heterosexual, you will also sense the
mystery, wondering how it feels to your lover to issue forth the
spring in this way that is unknowable to you.
If you are a man, you know that, although the sensation of
ejaculation and the sensation of urination are very different, the
sensation of liquid passing through your urethra is the same for both
of these, and one reminds you of the other. If you are a woman, you
know that your urethra opens among the most sexually sensitive
tissues of your body. When you are aroused, can you urinate without
being conscious of that?
Now consider that the liquid that daily pours from your lover is warm
and part of him or her and pours from that most special of places.
It contains fluid from your lover's blood and the sweat of your
lover's soul. Have you never imagined what it would be like to feel
it splashing against your skin? And consider how satisfying emptying
your own bladder feels. You start out with an urgent full feeling,
you relax your lingam or yoni, you feel a satisfying tickle down
there, and with no effort at all you feel sated. Have you never
imagined sharing that simple pleasure with your lover? And what
about the joy of feeling your fountains mix as they pass from
each of you, then warm and tickle both your skins?
Perhaps you are excited over such thoughts, but still don't think you
would try them. It takes mental preparation in order to enjoy such
acts as much as you might enjoy thoughts of them. Your cultural
aversion to them has been with you all your life. It is easy to put
aversions aside when you are only thinking about the act, much harder
when you're really doing it. But if thinking about it excites you in
any way, read on.
Aversions you might have about sharing your lover's spring are
the last barriers between your genitals and your lover's. When you
have overcome it -- and you can -- it will wash away all the hidden
notions you might still have of your partner's sex organs being
dirty. Joining in embrace and flowing in each other's arms will seem
as natural and enjoyable a way of sharing your sexualities as
anything you may be doing now. And it will be something special
between you that few others experience.
One final note. Many of us at some time in our lives will find
ourselves having to forgive a lover for wandering into the arms of
another. These things happen. Since the sharing of genital
fountains (or any other specialized sex practice) is something that
requires an intimacy and trust developed over time, it is unlikely
that your lover will ever betray that part of your relationship to
any interloper. Your sexual relationship will still hold something
secret and unsullied upon which you can begin the healing.
3 PLAYING FAIR
Everything I have to say in this section is summarized by the three
words: respect your lover. Your lover wants to please you. You
ought never put your lover in a situation where he or she must choose
between pleasing you and avoiding something he or she finds
disturbing. Any sex practice against which taboos exist is likely to
be more difficult for one partner to accept than the other. Go
slow. Allow your partner to become comfortable with easy things
first. Move on step by step. If your lover balks at something,
accept it and don't apply pressure. The situation may turn in your
favor by itself someday. And even if it doesn't, you will still
have the one thing that is most important.
Don't ever surprise your lover by doing something new you haven't
talked about first. Trust means your lover knowing what to expect
from you.
Some of the activities discussed later on involve both preparation
and clean up (in particular laundry). Share these tasks with your
lover, or even offer to do all of them. For example, if you don't
have your own laundry machine, your partner might feel embarassed
bringing the laundry resulting from your frolicking into a public
laundrymat. Offer to perform the job yourself.
And this next rule is especially important. Unless both of you
explicitly agree that telling is okay and unless you both want the
world to know about your sexual tastes, don't reveal to anybody --
not friends, not relatives, nobody -- what you've been up to.
Remember, erotic peeing is not going to be on your lover's clergyman's
list of sanctioned sex acts any time soon. Promise your lover not to
tell. And don't feel shy about asking your lover to promise the same.
Nothing builds trust between lovers better than a shared secret.
Nothing kills trust faster than a breach of confidence. Keep your
secrets secret.
And say, "I love you," often.
4 WHAT'S IN IT?
Urine is mostly water. Besides that, it contains the following:
Soluable minerals in excess of your body's needs, mostly salt, but
with some magnesium, calcium, potassium, and phosphate.
Nitrogenous material, primarily urea. Also present is a more
complex compound called creatinine, which I believe is responsible
for the color and odor. These substances are nontoxic. There
is also a small amount of uric acid and an even smaller amount
of ammonia. Neither of these is present in enough concentration
to do any harm.
Water-soluable stuff your body needs but is unable to retain.
This includes water-soluable vitamins like C and B-complex. If
you take large amounts of vitamin supplements, you increase the
concentration of these in your urine.
Food components that, though nontoxic, are of no use. These include
various natural and artificial flavoring and coloring agents. At least
some of the aspartame (Nutrisweet) you consume is passed (the
resulting sweetness can be a turn-on for some folks). You may also
have noticed that if you eat beets, the red coloring is passed. If
you consume a large amount of grapefruit, your urine will smell like
grapefruit. There is a nontoxic artificial dye called methylene blue
that is passed unchanged, for those who like to pee in color. There
are plenty more examples.
Degradation products of food compounds. These are also nontoxic.
The best known example is what happens when you eat asparagus. Your
liver converts sulphur compounds in the asparagus to methylthiol, (a
water-soluable gas) which is passed. Methylthiol is not toxic in the
quantities present in urine (that quantity being very small), but it
is one of the smelliest compounds known. The human nose can detect
it in concentrations of much less than one part per million in air.
Toxins that you consumed, or their degradation products. The best
example of one of these is alcohol. Alcohol is so water-soluable that
your body is powerless to prevent it (or its degradation product,
a compound called acetaldehyde) from diffusing through all your
tissues. It will be present in your urine in the same concentration
it is in your blood. Caffeine and some recreational drugs are other
things that may be present in your urine if you consume them first.
Small quantities of blood protein.
Sluffed off cells and mucous from your bladder and urethra linings.
In males, bits of semen, especially after sexual activity.
Trace quantities of hormones, including sex hormones.
Urine should not contain sugar (glucose) in any but minute amounts.
If someone's urine is discernably sweet, barring his or her having
consumed an artificial sweetener, that person ought to see a doctor.
Diabetes is no joke (and the doctor is the one person that you CAN
tell that you or your lover discovered sugar in the urine by taste.
Doctors have heard it all, and they don't tell).
Urine should not contain blood or puss. Again, if it does, see a
doctor.
5 WHAT ABOUT SAFE SEX?
A word here about safe sex is in order. Many of the activities
described later on involve, in the parlance of health officials,
"exchange of bodily fluids." If one of the partners is infected
with a sexually transmitted disease, the other risks infection
as a result. None of the activities are any more risky than
unprotected straight lovemaking. Still, that means that you should
consider these activities only within the confines of a mutually
monogamous relationship in which both partners are certain of
the health of the other.
One other important item. Don't go inserting foreign objects or body
parts into anybody's urinary system. The risk of infection and
injury is just too great. Consider this particular orifice to be a
one way street.
6 HOW CAN I TOUCH THAT STUFF? (and some unmessy activities)
I mentioned before that our bias against drinking urine has a
biological basis. But our bias against touching it is purely
cultural. There are plenty of cultures in which touching of urine is
part of some practical or cosmetic activity. There are peoples, for
example, in equatorial Africa who use urine together with clay and
ashes to form a paste they apply to their skins that prevents
insects from biting. Before certain arctic cultures were exposed to
European ways, many used urine for personal washing, especially in
the winter when it is too cold to bare your genitals outdoors and
when liquid water is precious. Even in the U.S., during the Civil
War, Confederate women collected their urine and processed it into
potassium nitrate for the war effort. I'm sure that after a few
initial wrinkling of noses, this activity became routine to these
women, and ceased to disgust them.
The strangest urine use I've heard of was practiced in pre-Christian
northern Europe, where elder males consumed a drink made from the
mushroom, Amanita muscara. This particular mushroom contains a
psychoactive drug which is passed, unaltered, in the urine. More
junior members of the group gathered and drank the urine of those who
consumed the original drink, and got high also. To anybody thinking
trying this themselves, I most strongly caution against it. Besides
the questionable wisdom of consuming psychoactive drugs, there is the
fact that Amanita muscara is toxic and causes damage to your system.
There is also the danger of misidentifying the mushroom. Some species
of Amanita will put you in the morgue.
So you still feel a little strange about touching pee?
Next time you're alone in the shower, go ahead and pee, but hold your
hand in the stream. Revel in how warm and touchable it really is.
Feel the gentle insistance of the stream splashing against your skin.
And remember, everything in urine is water-soluable and washes
completely away as soon as the shower water flows over it. If the
smell bothers you, try having a big drink about an hour before you
shower, or shower at the time of day that your urine is normally most
dilute (we'll talk extensively about dilution later on).
Now ask your lover to pee in the shower. Your lover will probably
agree to this easily, since it is so harmless. Hold your hand in
your lover's stream. Revel your lover's warmth. Tell your lover how
good it feels. Showering together is fun. Do it often. Touch your
lover's wet body and encourage your lover to do the same to you. And
do a lot of kissing and cuddling of lingam and yoni. Get used to
what they are like when they are wet. Use cool water whenever
weather permits so that your lover's spring will feel even warmer by
contrast.
When you are comfortable doing those things, try the same exercises
but with the shower turned off. As soon as you're done, turn the
water on and wash off. As you become less inhibited, try holding
your hand right against your or your lovers lingam or yoni as the
stream flows. Smear it over the genital area. Direct it down the
thighs.
When you and your lover are comfortable touching each other's
streams, try lying down in the shower or bath between your lover's legs
and let your lover pee on your tummy or on your lingam or yoni.
Some folks experience a nearly instantaneous orgasm the first time
they feel their lovers' stream on their genitals. If this happens
to you, you won't have to ask you lover to change places. He or
she will likely volunteer.
Here's another fun exercise. Next time you're at the beach with your
lover, stand waistdeep in the water, embrace, and then both of you
let flow. The warmth feels good in the cool water, doesn't it?
And there is the added excitement of strangers being present but
their not knowing what's going on.
Another wonderful situation is the next time you and your lover are
caught together outdoors in a rainstorm, either intentionally or
otherwise. As long as lightning is not a danger, this is a romantic
and titillating situation. You will probably hug and cuddle a lot
just for warmth. Since your clothing is likely to be so wet that
there is no danger of forming an embarassing stain in the crotch,
feel free to pee in your clothing as the spirit moves you. Try it
while you are embracing, or place your lovers hand on your crotch as
you do. If privacy permits, try placing your lovers hand inside your
clothing as you do. Ask your lover to do the same for you. Although
a man usually has a hard time maintaining a stream while his lingam
is being erotically stroked, women do not suffer the same syndrome.
Ask her to pee while you stroke her yoni the way she likes it during
normal lovemaking.
And, in your ordinary home life, take turns watching each other pee.
Tend to each other's hygiene, including holding, aiming, and wiping
each other's fountainous organs. Be creative in the positions you
choose to pee in. Both men and women can still hit the pot in
unorthodox positions. If you are in the woods, accompany each other
when nature calls. Don't hide it from your lover, make a show of
it. Watching a woman pee is an especially strong turn on for many
men (a tidbit of knowledge of which prostitutes have always been
aware -- they are known to pee publically to catch the eye of
potential customers).
Even if you never go beyond the activities in this section, they're
still exciting and can be a prelude to passionate sex.
7 HOW DO I ASK FOR IT?
At this point, you may think you could be completely uninhibited with
the thought of peeing with your lover, but you don't think you could
ever persuade your lover to participate. How do you broach the topic?
I can only tell you what worked for me. Pick an intimate but relaxed
moment. Begin the conversation by talking about how much you enjoy
touching your lover. Tell your lover about the parts of his or her
body you find beautiful and delicious to touch. Do a little touching.
Encourage talk about fantasies and dreams. Try to get your lover to
reveal one of his or her own secret fantasies. Whatever your lover's
fantasy might be, try to find something exciting in it. If you
genuinely find it exciting, let your lover know.
Explain to your lover how much you love his or her lingam or yoni,
how sometimes you focus on it and can't think of anything else. This
moment would be a good time to kiss it or lick it or suck it or all
of the above. Tell your lover that you love everything about his or
her lingam or yoni -- that everything it does excites you. Even the
water that pours from it excites you. It excites you because of the
person it comes from. Suggest that perhaps someday you'd like to get
closer to it -- to touch it or maybe even taste it. And phrase it
that way -- perhaps someday. You don't want to be applying
pressure. If there's hesitancy, give oral sex again. Tell your
lover how much you enjoy giving oral sex. Say that you enjoy it
primarily because of who is receiving it. Tell your lover that you
enjoy it with him or her so much you would do it even while the
spring was flowing. Whenever your lover indicates verbally or by
body language that he or she is uncomfortable with what you're
suggesting, issue a complement that is off the subject. Hug and kiss
and nibble ears. Do whatever it takes to make your lover comfortable
again. Comforting speaks volumes louder than begging.
If you do all these things and have made no apparent progress, put
it aside for a few weeks or months, then try the same thing again.
You may have made more progress than you thought. Your lover may
just need time to get used to the idea. Allow as much time as it
takes.
8 WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL? (DILUTION)
You can control the degree to which your urine smells by controlling
its concentration. Dilute urine smells less than concentrated urine.
Very dilute urine has virtually no smell (or taste) at all. If you have
a lot of minerals in your tap water and your partner has been drinking
something with a good mineral balance, like fruit juice, you may even
find that dilute urine has a pleasanter taste than your tap water.
One strategy for more appealing pee is to consume less of what makes
it smell. Unless you are starving, you probably eat far more
protein than you need. The excess is metabolized (burned for
energy). The odor and color of urine comes from the byproducts of
protein metabolism. If you cut down on foods with high
concentrations of protein, you reduce the odor. Such foods are meat,
fish, dairy, and eggs. Even some vegetables have high protein
concentrations -- peas, beans, lentils, and peanuts. For some,
cutting down on these foods is not an attractive option. If that is
the case with you, then concentrate on dilution.
Of course the strategy to dilute your urine is to drink a lot of
fluids (you already knew that, didn't you). Healthy kidneys are very
efficient, and can filter off excess water as fast as your digestive
system can absorb it. Passing excess water through your system also
has a cleansing feeling about it.
Some more tips: You may have noticed that at some times of the day
your kidneys shed more water than at others. Consider timing your
drinking and lovemaking with your daily rhythms. Avoid strenuous
activity or spending time in the hot sun (i.e. avoid sweating) in the
hours before your lovemaking. Also avoid salt in those hours. And
don't eat asparagus.
Of course there is the question of what to drink. Water is good but
gets boring. Here are some thoughts on other beverages. Fruit juice
tastes great and you can drink large amounts without any negative
side effects at all. If you are planning an afternoon of lovemaking,
you might consider buying several bags of citrus fruit and have a
juicing and drinking party with your lover ahead of time. Sports
drinks like Gatoraid are good too. I have a special fondness for
frozen fruit bars, especially Popsicles. Each one is good for four
to six ounces of water. But avoid vegetable juices like tomato juice
or V8. They have too much salt. Soups also have a lot of salt.
Diet soda is a good drink for the purpose, but some of them contain
caffeine (and remember that the sweetener will sweeten your urine). I
advise against a syrupy drink like Coca-Cola. In the quantities you
need to drink it, it's too big a sugar hit. The sugar will make you
retain some of the water, besides making you sleepy and sluggish.
On the question of caffeine, it is a mild diuretic and to some it is
also a mild aphrodiesiac. Too much will make you jittery, though,
especially if you're not used to it. If you are a coffee drinker,
think about how many cups of coffee you can normally tolerate before
the caffeine makes you uncomfortable. Don't exceed that amount. For
reference, three cans of Diet Pepsi contain about the same amount of
caffeine as one cup of coffee. Diet Pepsi is typical of caffinated
sodas. If you drink coffee to dilute your urine, switch to
decaf after a few cups.
Then there is the question of alcohol. If you are going to consume an
alcoholic beverage to dilute your urine, beer is best because it is
already dilute. A small amount of alcohol can be useful for
dissolving inhibitions over what you plan to do. But large amounts of
alcohol detract from the sexual pleasure and ability. After several
beers, you might want to switch to a soft drink. If you love beer,
you might consider a nonalcoholic brew for filling up on.
And how much fluid should you drink? I like to drink a lot and have
my lover do the same. During lovemaking, I don't want to worry about
fluid economy. I want to feel free to let it out whenever fancy
strikes me, knowing that more is soon to come. If you consume three
liters (about 96 ounces), you will begin to feel the urge in about 45
minutes, and thereafter every 15 to 20 minutes for several hours.
That, of course, is a lot to drink all at once. So instead, drink a
12 ounce can every 5 or 10 minutes. And once things begin to flow,
you can continue drinking during your lovemaking hours to prolong the
fun.
If you drink this much fluid, your urine will smell and taste like
water, though it will retain some of the flavor of whatevery you are
drinking. If your lover's urine is this dilute and you choose to drink
it, it can do no harm.
If you want to try something really exotic, have you or your partner
drink a little cologne (don't drink oil based perfumes, though) and
see what that does to your urine. Since the cologne manufacturers
know that there are alcoholics who are most certainly going to drink
this stuff, colognes are made to be nontoxic (but do check the label
first for any warnings). Keep in mind that colognes contain alcohol,
and that they are more expensive than your average drink.
One final note. Don't use any strong diuretic drugs as part of your
sex play. They can make you feel dried out and uncomfortable.
9 WHAT ABOUT THE MESS? (and other enviromental concerns)
Now that you know how harmless your body's fountain is, the only thing
left to say against wet loving is that when it's over, it's not really
over. You're still left with a mess to clean up.
The easiest response to this is simply to restrict yourself to
activities that don't leave a mess. These would include things you
do in the shower or bath, in the privacy of your own swimming pool deck,
or when you find yourselves on a deserted beach or lakeshore. In these
situations, you can get naked, have a fun time, wash off, get dressed,
and let nature or household plumbing dispose of what you've produced.
Of course, bathrooms are not the most comfortable places for
lovemaking, and beach sand can turn erotic caresses into agony.
The best place for lovemaking is still a bed. But if between the two
of you, your lovemaking is going to leave six liters of liquid in
your mattress, you're likely to think twice before turning on the tap
in bed.
With a little preparation, though, you can have your fun and still
sleep in a dry bed. Go to the discount store and buy several plastic
shower curtains. Strip your bed, and lay the shower curtains over
the mattress. If you have a king sized mattress, you might consider
two layers of shower curtains with the seams displaced from each
other. Be sure to lap any seams. Now get some old towels or bath
mats. Put these down in the places on the mattress where you think
you or your lover's weight will be most often. They will prevent
puddling. Now make the bed over top of the whole affair, but leave
off the top sheet and the blanket. Take the pillows out of the
pillow cases and slip them into plastic garbage bags. Then put the
pillow cases on over that.
And be sure to have another set of dry sheets and pillow cases handy
for when you are done. Also, keep a few plastic garbage bags handy
for toting wet laundry in later on.
Now your are ready to be as wet as you like and still be able to dry
your bed out quickly and easily.
There is one more thing you must consider before starting your wet
love in bed. That is temperature and humidity. It's no fun to be
cold. In the bath or the shower, you can control the temperature of
the water to stay comfortable. In bed, you will have no covers, and
you are likely to be wet. If you live in a cold climate, you will
either have to restrict this fun to summertime, or you will have to
burn some extra heating oil. You will want the air temperature to be
at least 80 degrees Fahrenheit (27 degrees C). Consider buying an
electric space heater if you don't want to heat the whole house this
warm. If it is cold outside, you will also want to use a humidifier
or vaporizer to moisten the air (otherwise you will be the ones
moistening the air, with the attendant loss of body heat).
Also, if it is TOO hot and humid in your bedroom, it can take away
from your pleasure as well. Your lover's warm stream will just seem
hot. A ceiling fan over the bed can be most helpful here -- also, a
basin of cool water that you can splash each other with from time to
time to cool off. Of course the best thing is an air conditioner.
But keep it on low, lest you make yourselves too cold.
If you use any electrical aids (vibrators and the like), make sure
they are intended for sexplay. They are likely to get just as wet as
everything else. Genuine sex appliances are designed to deal with
being wet. Use battery powered equipment exclusively -- never any
that gets its juice from the wall.
10 HOW DO WE GET INTIMATE?
So you skipped right to this section, didn't you? It's okay, as long
as you read the rest sometime. So you want to know what fun things
you can do using your lingams and yonis as water toys. Well, in the
section, HOW CAN I TOUCH THAT STUFF? (and some unmessy activities),
we've already discussed a few things you can do in the bath, shower,
or in a private spot outdoors. Here are some activities you can do
in bed as well. All of them work best if your kidneys have plenty
to work with, so drink up first. Note also that males may have to
ejaculate once before their sexual tension relaxes enough for their
streams flow freely.
Playing Doctor
Simply sit with facing each other with legs apart. When either of
you gets the urge, simply pee. The other gets to watch and touch.
Pretending to be children again adds a fun twist to this game.
Wet Massage
You will need some KY jelly or equivalent for this. Have your lover
lie face down (or face up if you want to massage the front) on the
bed. Kneel straddling your lover over the small of the back. Smear
a little KY jelly on your hands. Now pee onto your lover's back and
begin rubbing it in. Add more KY jelly as needed to keep everything
slippery (you may not need that much since your pee is naturally
slipperier than water). Be mobile. Work your stream up and down
your lover's back and neck, and over your lover's buns. Use your
lover's favorite massage techniques.
This works best when you learn to control your stream, that is to
be able to shut it off at will. Then you can pee a little and rub
a lot, then pee some more and rub some more. This activity, like
most of the rest, is fun whether you are the giver or the receiver.
Wet Cuddles
Just wetting the bed is exciting the first time you do it on purpose.
Doing it while you and your lover are cuddling is a special delight.
Unlike some sex acts, naked cuddling is something you can keep up for
a long time and be relaxed the whole time. Spoon-style cuddling,
with the man behind, is best suited for enjoying wetness. Just lie
there together, and whenever one or both of you feels the urge, let
it flow. Your lingam and yoni are positioned perfectly to feel the
gentle touch that the other's fountain brings you.
For the more adventurous, try lying on your sides, facing each other
sixty-nine style. Each of you cuddles and nuzzles the other's genitals.
Again, whenever your bladder sends you the signal, relax and respond
to it. Whenever your lover's stream splashes on your face, enjoy it
and nuzzle even more.
Golden Shower
This is simply where one partner kneels, sit, or lies down and the
other pees all over him or her. Again, either position is
enjoyable. If you like dominance and submission fantasies, this
activity plays into them nicely. It's also fun to kiss your lover's
lingam or yoni on the spot where the cascade emerges.
A Pissing Contest
Just for laughs (and why should love be unfunny?), try competing with
your lover for distance, height, or accuracy. And men, be ready for
defeat. Once women figure out some simple techniques, you will find
they hold the advantage of having simpler plumbing.
Baby Gets Clean
This is best done in the bathtub. One of you takes the role of
parent, the other the role of baby. Parent scrubs baby with soap
using his or her own fluids for water. If the baby is completely
uninhibited and the parent has enough fluid, the parent washes the
baby all over, including head and face (watch out for soap in the
eyes). When the scrubbing is done, use the shower to rinse off.
A good variation is to wash only the feet, being sure to irrigate
thoroughly between the toes. Licking the toes afterward is a sweet
touch.
Cateracts of the Nile (for her)
The woman lies on her back with legs apart. The man stands or kneels
between her thighs. The man pees as hard as he can, directing his
stream onto the womans clitoris. The man must concentrate on not
becoming erect so that his stream is as stimulating to her as he can
make it. The woman simply enjoys, touching her yoni if she likes.
You will probably want to experiment with standing or kneeling, as
different women will have different preferences over how high the
stream should come from.
Log in the Amazon (for him)
This time the man lies on his back. The woman squats over his
lingam. She may want to stimulate him manually before beginning the
main event. When he is wonderfully aroused and erect, she pees hard
onto his lingam, moving her stream up and down the length of his
shaft. The woman should not worry about whether or not she makes him
ejaculate this way. Either way, he is certain to enjoy it.
A note here: Many find that as the recipient in either of the last
two activities, the intensity is greater if they have first shaved
their pubic hair. I know that many men have a Samson complex about
their pubic hair, but consider it anyway. The skin over your pubic
bone is deliciously sensitive, and you will only feel the wonderment
directly if you are shaven. As an aside, if you both shave, face to
face intercourse has additional sensations that you cannot achieve
otherwise. And if you find you don't like it shaved, it grows right
back.
The Fountain of Venus (for her)
There are several positional variations of this one. I'll describe
the easiest and you can take it from there. The woman waits until
her bladder reaches the limits of comfort. She then lies on her back
with her legs apart. Her partner kneels or lies between her thighs
facing her yoni. He then begins licking her yoni in the usual way,
paying close attention to the sensitive area just below her
clitoris. The woman should hold back her stream until Eve's rapture
engulfs her. At that point, many women have no choice and will let
go involuntarily. Her partner should keep licking, enjoying the
sound of her sighs and the sensation of her yoni gushing onto his
tongue, and perhaps drinking some if he feels so inclined. The woman
should keep peeing until she is empty, allowing herself to come
whenever she feels moved to do so. Some women claim this is the most
intense orgasm they have ever had. This is so stimulating for them
that in the one or two days that follow, some women will come every
time they pee because it is a reminder of this experience. Men --
you mustn't deny your woman the joy of this act.
Watering the Oak Tree (for him)
The woman waits for her bladder to become full. The couple prepares
for intercourse in whatever ways suit them. The man lies on his back
and the woman squats over him. She inserts his lingam into her yoni,
but does not begin pumping. Instead, she adjusts herself so that she
is comfortable. Then she pees. This takes some practice because the
man's lingam is applying pressure to the woman's urethra. The woman
will have to concentrate and will have to adjust herself so that the
pressure on her urethra is minimized. Even so, she will likely have
to work hard to get a good stream. It may also mean that she does
not take her man's lingam all the way to the hilt. But it probably
doesn't matter for the man. As soon as her stream starts in ernest,
he is likely to ejaculate immediately.
Flooding the Cave
The man's bladder must be full and he must have ejaculated recently
for this to work. The man may not be able to maintain a full
erection during this act. For that reason, rear entry (both couples
lying on their sides, spoon-style) is recommended. This is the
easiest position in which to keep lingam inside yoni when lingam is soft.
Some KY jelly helps for inserting a less than erect lingam. Once in,
he pees inside her. This is not easy and takes some concentration on
the man's part. It does get easier with practice. But nature resists
the man washing his own semen out of his woman's yoni. The first
few times a man tries this, he is likely to find the drain to his
bladder clamped shut. Nature seeks pregnancy, and this is not a means
to that end. If this happens, just relax and wait. Eventually, your
bladder will be so full that it will win out.
The womans yoni may make a something of a seal around the man's
lingam. This will cause her yoni to inflate. When it is inflated
enough, the seal will begin to leak or even gush out in sudden
squirts that are enjoyable to both partners. If she becomes
uncomfortable before that, simply insert a finger, and the liquid
will escape.
The sensation is delightful for both partners. For the woman, she
feels activity inside her, and the sensation that her man's lingam
is bigger than it really is. For the man, who may be an hour or so
before he can next ejaculate, this is a surrogate ejaculation -- he
feels the wonderful sensation of flowing into his woman. And it
lasts a lot longer than an ejaculation.
The Spitting Snake
This is the complement to the Fountain of Venus. The man waits until
his bladder is full. Then he rubs his lingam over his partner's
face. When the partner is ready, she opens her mouth, perhaps taking
the man's lingam into her mouth. He pees as he urge dictates. She
kisses the head of his lingam and enjoys the sensation of the stream
over her lips and tongue.
Fantasies
Make up some fantasies about what you are doing. My favorite is
that I am a king threatened with assassination. I am so fearful
of being poisoned that I will drink nothing that hasn't been
filtered through my servant girl first. Of course, its most fun
to drink right from the tap.
But I can't hope to make up fantasies for you that will be better
than your own. Use your imagination.
Self Peeing
This is the watersport equivalent to masturbation. You may want to
do it simply because you are away from your partner and you miss the
sensation of your partner's stream on your face. Or you may do it
with your partner present for his or her entertainment.
The main concern is to make gravity work in your favor. This means
getting upside down. Lying back on your shoulders and propping your
legs and back against a wall is the best way to accomplish this. If
your partner is present, he or she can provide support for your legs
instead of a wall. Being limber helps. With a little effort, you
can get your genitals directly above your face.
If your back and hamstrings are limber, you can also remain on your
feet and bend down until your head is between you legs. Men are at
an advantage over women on this one as they have more freedom to aim.
If a man's partner is present for either variation of this, allow her
the fun of aiming the stream for you.
Doing it with your Clothes On
There are a number of folks who like to wet themselves with clothes
on. Swimsuits are most convenient for this since they are made to
be worn wet and to easily pass water through their fabric. It's fun
to sit on a public beach with your partner, drink beer, and pee it
out onto the sand with nobody wise to what's going on except you.
But you can wet ordinary clothes, and they will also survive and look
good as new with a single trip through the laundry. Try kneeling
before your standing partner, who is clothed. Press your face to
your partner's crotch and have him or her wet the fabric.
A special turn on for many a man is to have his woman dress, with or
without panties, in a skirt or a dress, and then pee standing up
without lifting the hem. A woman so dressed can sit on her man's lap
while he is clothed, open the valve between her legs, and drive him
wild as her liquid love soaks through his trousers. Those crotchless
panties that Fredrick's of Hollywood sells are good for this as well.
A man might be joyously surprised to arrive home, be asked (or
commanded) at the door by his woman to kneel down, stick his head
under her dress and begin licking, only to have his thirst slaked with
her cascading waters.
Some folks also enjoy wearing those bladder control undergarments
(i.e. adult diapers) and wetting them. It has the advantage that
you can wet them in a public place. You can also improvise a diaper
out of a towel.
And There's Plenty More
Whatever variations on wet fun you can think of are probably ok as
long as they feel good for both partners and cause no injury. I
leave you with the same thoughts I began with. Whatever you do,
remember, sexual pleasure flows not between genitals but between
hearts. God gave us flesh that is capable of great joy. So stay
safe, play fair, and for God's sake, have fun.
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