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Subject: Not what I thought escape meant Chapter 67

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"Not what I thought escape meant"
Chapter 67

"You ready for our first shower together in our new house ?" Ross
whispered.  "Maybe before we fall asleep.  I need a little extra time with
this one." Landon said.   Ross leaned back and pouted.  "Don't tell me I
fell in love with a pouter.  I do have to admit that Shane and Shawn's are
more convincing." Landon laughed.  "Did it work ?" Ross asked.  "Not a
bit." Landon laughed.  "Well I guess I need to get them to teach me." Ross
said.  "I guess I will have to buy three fly swatters then." Landon
laughed.  "Oh so you would spank me ?" Ross said smiling. "Please don't
tell me you are into weird shit." Landon said.  "I am in to you.  Haven't
seen anything weird." Ross said.  "Alright.  I think you had better get in
the shower." Landon said slapping Ross on his bare ass cheek.  "It's going
to be lonely in there." Ross said.  "Get the water hotter and you will
forget all about being alone." Landon laughed.  "Not likely." Ross said.
"You might as well go.  You are not winning tonight.  Well let me say if
you win this argument then you and I will both loose out in the long run."
Landon laughed.  Still new to this Ross was not sure what that meant but
would soon learn that a good bottom makes sure they are squeaky clean.

"How do you think tonight went ?" Carl whispered.  "I think it went well.
I know it was a lot of information all at once but I think they got the
jest.  I know there will be lots of questions.  Hell I still have
questions." Carl chuckled as he rubbed the hair on Shawn's head.  "Are you
happy Max ?" Carl asked.  "Baby I was happy when it was just us in the
little house.  Before you added on.  I still can't believe that my life has
turned around so much and for the better in such a short period of time.
So to answer your question.  I don't think I could ever be happier." Max
said.  "Never ?" Carl grinned.  "Well I was a little happier before the rug
rats climbed in bed." Max chuckled.  "I understand.  Not long ago I thought
I would live my life alone on this ranch.  I had my two nephews and Joe's
children but I am so thrilled that our family has grown so.  I really feel
like Ross and Landon are part of our family now." Carl whispered.  "Me
too.  I do want to have a small version of a family meeting to tell them
about our plans of leaving the new land on the ranch side and that division
to Ross and Landon.  I want everyone's reaction without having them in the
room." Max said.  "Smart idea.  Do you think they will argue ?" Carl
asked.  "Well I plan to tell them but add that this is all a gift to all of
us and not an entitlement.  I also plan to tell them that in my part of the
will it will state that anyone that contests our decisions will forfeit
their portion to be divided among the others named." Max said.  "I know I
kept you for a reason.  I would just threaten them but would not have
anything in place after I died.  All I could do was haunt them." Carl
laughed.  "That the only reason you kept me ?" Max laughed.  "Nope but we
have guests in the bed.  I can't play with another reason." Carl laughed.
"Go to sleep cowboy.  You may be less horny that way." Max laughed.  "Doubt
it." Carl whispered.  "Love you gator." Max whispered.  "Love you peach."
Carl whispered.

"God I can't get enough of you." Ty whispered as his body hugged the shower
wall and Brain stood behind him with his cock buried deep inside Ty flexing
trying to find even more seed to release.  "Babe you have the hottest ass
and the biggest heart in the world.  I hope I never feel like I have gotten
enough of you." Brian whispered.  "I hope you feel that way when I am in a
wheelchair." Ty laughed.  "We will just cut a hole in the bottom for ease
of access." Brain laughed as he pulled Ty's body from the wall.  Holding Ty
tight Brian turned the water off and walked Ty's still impaled body to the
sink.  "We need to dry off babe.  We are dripping everywhere." Ty said.
"Well right now it's more important to hold all my baby batter where it
belongs." Brian said looking over Ty's should at the two men in the
mirror.  Brian began to move slightly to remove his still mostly hard cock
from Ty's ass.  "Slow baby.  I need to be able to keep that deposit of
yours." Ty said.  "Damn you make me so horny.  I could almost make another
deposit." Brian said   Ty laughed as he could feel Brian's cock slightly
grow thicker.

Brian and Ty were finally in bed.  As usual Brian was spooned to Ty's
back.  His spongy cock rested happily in the crack of Ty's well satisfied
ass.  "I wonder what Ross and Landon are doing ?" Brian whispered
laughing.  "It should be interesting.  If they do finally have sex this
will be Ross' first time.  I am afraid he will shoot right out of the gate
from excitement." Ty laughed.  "They just seem to accent each other like
the perfect couple." Brian said.  "Yeah I think Uncle B has a good eye for
couples.  I was afraid that Landon would run before they had a chance." Ty
said.  "Uncle Carl and Uncle Max were quick to make him part of the
family.  I am not sure how that is going to work." Brian said.  "Now don't
you start.  I am glad they are part of the family and if they decide to
make them even more of a part by giving them things I better not hear a
peep out of you.  There is more than enough to go around.  Besides Uncle
Max has already given you almost everything he had." Ty said stiffening his
back.  "I am not saying they shouldn't.  It's just going to be an
adjustment." Brian said.  "Well hell.  Don't you think they had to adjust
to the four of us ?" Ty said.  "You're right baby.  Don't be upset.  I was
just thinking is all." Brian said.  "That's your first mistake.  You have
me to do the thinking for us." Ty said.  "I know babe.  I love you." Brian
whispered.  "I love you too now go to sleep." Ty laughed.

Landon had been busy unpacking his few clothes and those that Ty had
bought.  Ross came walking into the bedroom drying his hair.  "Hot water
didn't work.  Don't think cold would either stitch." Ross said and
pouted.   "Well I got my few things unpacked and put away.  While I get my
shower you do the same." Landon said.  "Do I have too ?" Ross laughed.
"No  but if you don't you can forget about spending the day in bed
tomorrow.  We will get up and get dressed like a normal day and then you
can unpack. "Landon said.  Ross dumped his duffle bag on the bed quickly.
"I'm unpacking boss man." Ross said laughing.  Landon had put everything
away and had pulled the sheets back.  Laying on his back his cock ached
just imaging what may happen in a few minutes.  Looking at the clock two or
three times before each minute changed he thought about getting up to see
if Landon had crawled out the bathroom window.  Realizing there was no
window Ross lay on his back with is hard on pointing to the ceiling and
waited.  Landon on the other hand had refilled the small douche four or
five times.  He knew that he was clean but it had been so long since he had
cleaned himself this way he was a little self conscious and wanted to make
sure that he was more than squeaky clean.  Once in the shower he used the
soap to insert first two fingers and then a third not knowing how much Ross
knew about loosening an ass ring.  "He is not huge like Carl but bigger and
longer than any I have ever had." Landon thought causing him to sweat even
under the cascading water.  "What if I don't please him ?" Landon thought
and began to second guess himself.   Ross lay on the bed and began to loose
a little stiffness wondering if he would be able to satisfy Landon in bed
or would Landon laugh at his inexperience.

Landon brushed his teeth twice and also rinsed with mouth wash twice.
Looking at this naked body in the mirror he took a deep breath.  Not even
hard he realized that he had started to leak just thinking about what was
next.  "Alright you .  Behave." Landon said as he took the towel and
cleaned himself again.   Ross lay on the bed trying to figure out what pose
he could take that would be the sexiest.  He tried each side.  He then
tried laying with his back against the headboard.  Moving back to his side
he propped his head on one arm and tried to position his body.  "Screw
this." Ross finally said to himself and settled on an extra pillow behind
his head, laying on his back with one arm behind his head and the other
resting on his chest.  Landon had spotted a couple of movements.  "What are
you doing ?" Landon asked as he walked in the same as Ross had.  Naked and
using the towel to dry his hair.  "Trying." Ross said and laughed.  "Well
stop that.  If you have to try that hard it's not worth it." Landon said.
"Oh but it is." Ross said with some concern in his voice. "No I am not
saying that we are not worth it.  What I am saying is that we should not
have to try.  It should just be natural.  Don't try for me.  Just be
yourself." Landon said.  "I will just as soon as you bring that gorgeous
naked body over here and rub it against mine and give me a kiss." Ross said.

Ross climbed onto the bed and loomed over Ross for a minutes looking into
Ross' deep eyes.  "Hey stitch." Ross whispered as he leaned up for a kiss.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm." Ross moaned as he pulled Landon down on top of him.  As they
kissed Ross had one hand on each of Landon's ass cheeks kneading and
pulling them apart exposing Landon's freshly cleaned rosebud to the cool
air.  "You like that ?" Ross whispered.  "I love it baby." Landon said.
Ross' heart jumped and also his now raging cock.  "He called me baby." Ross
thought.  The kisses got more passionate and Landon's moans louder as Ross
began to circle a finger around Landon's rosebud and applying light
pressure which caused the ring to pucker as if it were trying to capture
the finger.   Landon began to kiss Ross' neck and worked his way out of
Ross' arms down to his nipples.  As Landon lightly bit down Ross found a
new love spot and a new nerve.  It felt like his nipple was attached to the
tip of his cock.  Landon could feel the extra strain on Ross' cock in the
side of his hip.  Realizing that as much as the mushroom head would swell
and contract that  Ross was almost ready to shoot.    Moving from his
nipples he wiggled his way from Ross' arms and began licking and sucking on
Ross' navel.  "Damn baby.  You are killing me." Ross whispered.    Ass
Landon tried to pull further from his grasp Ross sat up slightly and began
to pull Landon around into  a sixty nine position.  "You ain't getting
away." Ross whispered.

Once Ross had Landon's hips over his head he reached his tongue out and
lightly touched the tip of the mushroom head collecting the drop of pre cum
that had appeared.  "Damn baby.  I only thought bees made honey." Ross
whispered before opening his mouth and taking half of Landon's cock into
his mouth.  Landon's moans did not go un noticed by Ross' cock.  By this
point Landon had worked Ross' cock all the way down his throat and his nose
was buried in Ross' balls.  Ross released Landon's cock and pulled his hips
down further.  Pulling Landon's ass cheeks apart Ross was amazed that he
had the object of his desire within reach of his tongue.  As Landon's
rosebud puckered from the warm air Ross was breathing on it Ross was
fixated.  "Holy fuck that is amazing." Ross whispered.   Sticking his
tongue out he lightly licked around the rosebud and then leaned back to
look at it glisten with his spit.  Ross felt like his eyes were going to
pop out of his head.  He was afraid to blink thinking that he may miss
something.  Reaching up with one hand Ross did as he had seen in a video.
He placed his thumb at the base of Landon's rosebud and massaged
lightly.    Removing his thumb Ross leaned up again and formed his lips
around Landon's rosebud.  Lightly sucking he was able to capture the ring
and lightly nibble on Landon's rosebud.  Landon at that point was on a
downward stroke and had his nose buried in Ross' ball sack again as he
moaned in pleasure.  That tipped Ross over the edge.  As much as he tried
Ross junior took over and began to strain for release.  Out of instinct
Ross pulled his knees up planting his feet on the mattress and began to
shove his cock up into Landon's mouth.  Landon quickly buried his nose
again in Ross' balls and wrapped his arms around Ross' waist to ride the
orgasm out.  Ross lost all senses and as his cock released its first shot
down Landon's throat he moaned and shoved his tongue as deep as he could
into Landon's ass.  The vibration from Ross' moans through his tongue
caused Landon to moan even stronger with Ross' cock still buried down his
throat shooting as much seed as it could possibly find.

Ross caught his breath and lay his head back.  "Fuck baby.  I am so sorry."
Ross said.  "Why would you say that ?" Landon asked not completely
releasing Ross' partially softening cock from his mouth.  "Come here I need
to do the same for you." Ross said trying to pull Landon closer.  "Oh no
you don't  I knew I had to trip the hair trigger on this six shooter of
yours  so I could get what I want. " Landon said.  "Six shooter ?" Ross
laughed.  "Well if this monster of yours is a one hit wonder a day then I
am in the wrong place."  Landon said releasing Ross' cock and laying his
head on the side of Ross' crotch so that he could still reach Ross' balls
with his tongue.  "But you didn't cum."  Ross said.  "Baby what you did for
me is better than any orgasm.  I don't have to cum every time you do.
Being a bottom is not all about ejaculation." Landon whispered before
leaning over and sucking one of Ross' now lowering balls into his mouth.
Ross took a soothing breath and moved his head back up and unleashed an
assault with his tongue unlike Landon had ever experienced in his life.
Landon moaned again with Ross' ball still in his mouth.  Within seconds he
could see Ross' mushroom head almost pulse as it turned purple and strained
completely hard again.  Landon released Ross' ball not wanting a quick
repeat of moments ago.    Realizing what may happen Ross quickly picked
Landon's body up off of his.  Unknown how at this point by the time Landon
ended up on his back on the bed Ross had gotten up and spun around and was
between Landon's legs before the mattress stopped moving.  "SHIT." Landon
laughed.  Ross only smiled and moved his body down lifting Landon's legs
and placing them over his shoulders.

Ross took one of Landon's low hangers into this mouth and used his tongue
to clean the ample amount of pre cum that he considered honey that Landon
had leaked all over them.  Leaning Landon's hips forward Ross replaced a
wet finger at the entrance to Landon's ass ring.  Sliding his finger in
slowly he could feel the deep body moan rush through Landon's body before
escaping his lips.  Ross held on with two fingers at this point buried deep
inside Landon's ass.  After easily placing three fingers inside of Landon,
Ross removed them and lifted Landon again and forced his tongue as far
inside of Landon as possible.  Feverishly moving his head from side to side
in between Landon's ass cheeks had Landon almost ready to jump and clutch
the ceiling.  Landon quickly began to push Ross away.  "Time for the next
step." Landon whispered.  Ross sat back on his heels but quickly replaced
his tongue with three fingers inside of Landon.  Landon moaned and reached
over to the nightstand that he had stocked while Ross was in the shower.
Pulling out both a condom and lube Landon lay the lube beside him.  Holding
up the condom he had a questionable look on his face.  "If that's what you
want.  You know my past which is none and you said you had been tested
twice since your last time.  It's up to you baby.  I just want you to be
happy." Ross whispered twisting his fingers inside of Landon making him
squirm.  Landon smiled and looked into Ross' eyes.  Without taking his eyes
off of Ross', Landon smiled and tossed the foil packed condom across the
room.  "I hoped you would say that so I only bought the small box." Landon
laughed.  "Do they dry rot ?" Ross asked smiling.  "Not sure." Landon said
and smiled.  "Well we will open one on our fiftieth anniversary and see."
Ross whispered.  "I hope you know I love you Ross." Landon said.  "I can
only hope you do half as much as I love you." Ross said leaning forward to
kiss Landon with his fingers still playing a piano keyboard inside of
Landon.

Ross picked up the bottle of lube.  "Please don't laugh.  I think I know
what to do but am not sure.  I know I put some on me but do I put some
inside you too ?" Ross asked and blushed.  "Yes baby.  Here let me do it
and you watch." Landon said.  "Shit that will be hot." Ross said smiling.
Landon opened the lube and put some on two fingers.  Cupping it in his
fingers he quickly slid the fingers up his ass.  Ross inserted one finger
along with Landon's and played with Landon's fingers while he was
depositing the lube.  "Keep that up babe and it will be over before it
starts." Landon chuckled.  "My bad." Ross smiled and continued to play with
Landon's fingers.  Pulling his fingers out Landon spread a little around
his rosebud.  Pouring a little more in his palm he reached down and slowly
began to coat Ross' raging hard on.  Ross tossed his head back and moaned.
"What was that you said about being over before it starts." Ross laughed.
"My bad." Landon giggled.

"Now baby listen when I say this.  Sometimes it hurts just a little when
you first push in but don't worry.  It  only lasts a few seconds.  Just
hold still and let me get use to your size." Landon said.  "I don't want to
hurt you." Ross said.  "Well baby if you plan on fucking me there may be a
little pain but it is well worth it." Landon said.  Ross looked at his
dripping cock and then at Landon's twitching rosebud before looking back up
at Landon.  "It's alright.  I promise." Landon said.  "You will say if it's
not won't you ?" Ross asked.  "Now it may take a little force to break
through.  Not too hard but it will go.  You let me worry about the rest."
Landon said.  "Too hard ?  Baby I have never been so hard in my life." Ross
laughed.  Ross' eyes got a little bigger as he watched the tip of his cock
disappear in the soft fold of Landon's ring.  Meeting the tight ring Ross
looked up at Landon as he pushed a little.  The ring did not respond so he
looked up at Landon.  "A little harder but not too much." Landon said.
Ross pushed again with no luck.  Feeling a little frustrated that he did
not know what he was doing Ross accidently pushed a little too hard and
pushed through the tight ring and stopped when half his cock was buried
inside of Landon.  Ross tossed his head back and moaned.   "Fffuuuuu ..
uuuuu....ccccc......kkkkk....." Landon screamed as Ross' mushroom head
flexed on his prostate as his hard cock shot it's first rope and hit the
headboard.  The next landed on the pillow beside him with the next four
landing on his chest and abdomen.  The scream scared Ross and pulled him
out of his fog.  Scared to move he watched Landon as his body thrashed and
his cock shot huge white ropes without even being touched.

Ross still frozen looked down at Landon.  "I am fine baby.  That was
amazing." Landon whispered.  "Um.  Are you alright ?" Ross asked.  Ross'
mind raced from the feeling of wanting to shoot from the vice grip Landon's
ring had on his cock and the fear that he had really messed up bad.  "It
was amazing baby." Landon said pulling Ross down for a kiss.  "And you
called mine a hair trigger." Ross laughed.  "Well baby you are the only
person that has ever made me cum with no hands." Landon said.  "Is that a
good thing ?" Ross whispered.  "It's a fucking amazing thing." Landon
growled  As he pulled Ross closer Landon's body twitched as he could feel
every vein of Ross' cock as it slid deeper.  This in itself was a new
sensation for Landon.  Landon pulled his heels up and pushed Ross even
deeper inside.  Reaching new depths Landon found even more sensations
shooting through him that he had never felt.  Steady pushing his heels into
Ross' ass to get him as deep as possible Ross pushed one last time and the
base of his cock stretched Landon a little more showing that Landon had him
all.  "Aww fuck." Landon whispered.  "Does it hurt ?" Ross whispered.  "Oh
no baby.  It's the most amazing feeling I have ever had in my life." Landon
whispered as he pulled Ross' head even closer and pushed his tongue into
Ross' mouth.

Both men lay still in each other's arms other than the kisses.  By this
point Ross had his arms under Landon's shoulders pulling him down while he
had both his and Landon's asses arched up using his toes to try and push
his entire body inside of Landon's.  After a couple of minutes of kissing
Landon would moan every time Ross would flex his cock deep inside him.
"Baby you can move you know." Landon whispered.  Ross began by moving only
about an inch of his cock out and then pushing back in.  After a couple of
minutes of that Landon grabbed Ross' hips and pushed him out until only the
mushroom head was still inside and then pulled him quickly back in to the
hilt.  Every time Ross' balls slapped against his ass a slight squeal would
escape Landon every time he bottomed out and touched even deeper inside
him.   Ross quickly caught on and began to get his own rhythm with Landon's
help.  Ross doubled his body some so that he could still hit the deepest
spot inside Landon but began to lick Landon's cum covered nipples.  The
faster Ross got the louder Landon squealed and moaned.   The two rolled
around on the bed trying to get their rhythm together but Landon never
allowed Ross' cock to escape.  After about twenty minutes Landon's legs
began to shake.  "Let's change for a minute baby." Landon said.  "Whatever
you want stitch." Ross whispered.  Ross blushed at the slurping and pop
sound Landon's ass made as he pulled completely out.  Quickly Ross got up
on his hands and knees.  "Now show my ass how to put that bull in the
pasture to shame." Landon whispered.  One  fast motion Ross entered
Landon's ass and did not stop until the force of his cock pushed Landon
forward.  "Oh my God.  Now fuck me." Landon moaned.

The two started out on their hands and knees but Ross' force ended up
fucking Landon all the way down so that he was laying on the bed.  Ross
still had his arms under Landon's shoulders pulling him back onto his cock
as deep as possible.  "Oh fuck stitch.  I never knew this could be so
intense.  It feels like your tongue is down there helping out." Ross said
pulling Landon's head around for a kiss.  Landon sucked Ross' tongue into
his mouth and ran circles around it with his own.  Releasing Ross' tongue
he smiled.  "Nope babe.  Still in my mouth." Landon purred.
"Afuckingmazing." Ross said.  Within a minute Landon could hear the deeper
moans and feel Ross' cock get even harder.  "Not yet babe.  I want to see
your face when you shoot your load inside me." Landon said.  Ross stopped
and Lay on top of Landon.  "You want my seed inside you ?" Ross asked.
"Baby I want every load you have to offer either up my ass or in my mouth
from now on." Landon purred.

Ross quickly pulled his cock out again and turned Landon over.  As Landon
lifted his legs Ross did not have to guide his cock back into his honey
hole.  Ross picked up the pace and it only took about six pushes into
Landon's ass before he pulled Landon as tight to him as he could by his
shoulders and dug his toes into the bed trying to get even deeper.
""FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK.........GGGGGGGRRRRRRR." Ross grumbled through
gritted teeth as his cock flexed deep inside Landon trying to release Ross'
first orgasm inside another man.  The first shot sent a warmth inside
Landon that he had never felt before and in an instant his ass ring gripped
tight on Ross' cock as his second hands free load began to shoot between
them.  "SSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT." Ross shouted as his cock tried to
force the rest of his load out but was restricted by the vice grip on his
cock.  Feeling the warmth of Landon's seed in between them gave Ross' mind
and even stronger urge to empty his balls.  Landon's ring loosened enough
for the second shot to escape Ross' cock.  Ross still had not taken a
breath.  The veins in his neck looked like they were going to burst and his
face was the deepest red Landon had ever seen.  Ross' body began to vibrate
as if he were having a seizure as his cock flexed and released six more
ropes of seed deep inside Landon.

Totally spent Ross collapsed on top of Landon.  Trying to catch his breath
was an under statement.  Finally able to speak.  "Holy shit stitch.  I
could die the happiest man in the worked right now." Ross said between deep
breaths.  "Oh no you don't  You have to repeat this many millions of times
before you can do that." Landon whispered.  "You really mean that don't you
?" Ross whispered.  "Every inch of it." Landon said squeezing his ring
around Ross' still hard cock deep inside him.  Landon chuckled at the shock
wave that went through Ross' body when he squeezed the over sensitive cook
inside him.  "UUUUmmmmmm." Ross said and quickly put his arm under Landon
and rolled to his back pulling Landon on top of him still impaled.  Pulling
Landon down for a deep tongue passionate kiss, Ross smiled to himself as
Landon would moan even with his tongue deep in Ross' mouth every time he
flexed his cock inside Landon.  Landon relaxed and lay his body down on top
of Ross.  Neither spoke for a couple of minutes as Ross ran one hand up and
down Landon's back.  Landon lay his head sideways just under Ross' chin.
Both men laughed at the slurping sound that came a couple of minutes later
as Ross' soft cock slipped out of Landon's ass and Landon felt a little of
Ross' seed drip from his ass.   Ross pulled his arms back to stretched and
put them under the pillow behind his head.  "Was that alright stitch ?"
Ross whispered.  "It was afuckingmazing." Landon whispered and laughed.

Ross felt something with his fingers under the pillow.  Pulling a small see
thru plastic bag from under the pillow and holding it up.  "What the hell
is this ?" Ross said as he looked at the small blue douche bottle with the
enema end on it.  Landon opened his eyes and looked at the package.  He had
ran his hands under Ross' body and was holding on tight.  Pulling one hand
out quickly and snatching the bottle Landon began to blush.  "Nothing for
you to worry about." Landon said.  Ross quickly got the bottle back from
Landon and held it out of Landon's reach.  "What is it ?" Ross said.  "I
forgot I had put it there.  Lets just say if I didn't have that then we
would not have done what we just did. " Landon laughed.  "Ah o.k." Ross
said pulling it closer and examining it.  "Hhmmmm...  o.k.  ... Ah...
..ohHHH...  OHHH .. AAHHHHH.. I get it now." Ross said remembering a couple
of times his mother had given him an enema as a child.  Landon just laughed
and put his arms back under Ross but now looking at his face.  Ross reached
his right hand to his temple and made a check mark.  "What was that ?"
Landon asked.  "Mental note.  Get on the internet and see if I can order
these by the truck load." Ross said still acting serious.  "You crazy man.
You can re use them as long as you clean them good." Landon said.  "Well a
case then." Ross laughed.

Dropping the douche and picking up the bottle of lube.  "Do we only have
one of these?  We will need another by sunrise." Ross said.  "High
expectations don't you think ?" Landon laughed.  Ross looked at him and
cocked an eyebrow.  Laying the bottle down Ross made another check mark on
his temple.  "What was that for ?" Landon asked.  "Well we can moved that
dresser over a couple of feet.  We may have to take that nightstand out. "
Ross said.  "Now what are you talking about ?" Landon laughed.  "Well I am
buying this shit in fifty five gallon drums.  We can put one right there.
Put a spare in the other bedroom and keep a spare in the back of the truck
if I run short." Ross said still acting serious.  "So you are not a once a
day shooter then ?" Landon asked laughing.  "Stitch when we aren't working
this sweet ass of yours had better be ready to be completely filled.  Flesh
and fluid at least once an hour.  We can skip meals and eat protein bars.
I need to get them in gross too." Ross said.  "You know I love you don't
you ?" Landon laughed.  "Me too stitch and I plan to prove that to you
every chance I get." Ross said as he pulled Landon's head back down to his
chest.