Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:06:07 -0400 From: Check It Out Subject: Farm Fresh Protein Shakes I had three male horses and when I began to have trouble with them, the vet said they were becoming sexually frustrated. So I began to jerk them off twice a day and collect the cum. ==================================== I heard a knock at the door and found my friend Tommy on my doorstep. "Hey Tom what's up?" I queried about his unexpected appearance. "Nuthin, I was driving by and thought I would stop for a minute. See what you were getting into." he responded. "Cool, There's sodas in the fridge if you want." I said as I sat on the couch. I was shocked when he came out of the kitchen sniffing at a glass of what looked like thick chocolate milk. "What's this?" he asked. "Uhhh, It's a protein shake." I stammered. "Is it any good?" he asked. "I like them. I drink them all the time." I replied with a smile. "I just got that and put it in the fridge. It might still be warm. Do you want some Ice?" "No, this will be fine." he said. I rolled a joint and we sat and smoked and talked. He asked about the shakes. I told him that I just added chocolate to that batch to see how it would taste. I told him I was drinking the white cream shake. I then popped the top of my 22 ounce travel mug to show him. It was filled about 3/4 to the top with the white cream shake. We smoked, talked and drank our shakes. I asked Tommy if the chocolate was any good. He said it wasn't bad. I tasted his and he tasted mine. We both agreed, the chocolate was better. We finished the joint, Tommy finished his shake and took off. I took another big mouthful of my shake. Swished it around in my mouth and swallowed. I got up, grabbed Tommys glass and giggled as I went to put it in the sink. I put it in the sink and laughed out loud. I couldn't believe what just happened. One thing was for sure, I was NEVER going to tell him. The truth was... Tommy just had a glass of horse cum! It went straight from the horses cock, to the pitcher, to my refrigerator. It was as fresh as it gets. It couldn't have been more than 15 minutes old. ===================================== I have 3 male horses and when I began to have trouble with them, I called the vet. He came out, checked out the horses, asked about what was wrong. He then told me the strangest thing. I'll never forget it. He told me they were coming of age and were sexually frustrated. I asked about it and he told me they need to get laid. If you can find a mare, let them get laid a few times and they'll calm right down. I thanked him and he went back to town. "Huh, They need to get laid? Where am I gonna find a mare for 3 males?" I thought about it all afternoon and all that night with no answer. In the morning I was getting ready for my shower and began to jack off like I often did. When the Idea hit me. "What if I just jerk them off? Maybe I wouldn't need a mare." In the shower I pondered the question. "How would a person go about jerking off a horse? I don't want to be stepped on trampled or kicked." I then thought about a milking stall. It was a closed in stall with an opening on the side to allow access as well and keep the cow from moving. I decided that might be best. I went to the barn and picked a stall by itself in the corner. I remodelled it to suit my purposes and brought in one of the horses. I was nervous as I put him into the stall, closed the gate and hitched him up. I grabbed a short stool and sat in front the hole in the side of the stall. I had no idea how to start. HIs cock was right there, just like I planned. I eyed his cock and balls and couldn't help but to admire it. I had seen horse cock often, but this was the first time I was looking at one closely. I reached out and caressed his balls. He jumped and whinnied nervously. They were huge! Each one was bigger than my fist! They were heavy too! His ball sack didn't hardly have any hair on it either. It was just smooth soft skin. It felt so wild to have in my hand. I smiled as his cock began to grow. I grabbed his growing shaft and began to stroke it. It was so smooth and so soft in my hand. It was throbbing hard and growing fast. I could see thick veins bulging out and it had a fat head with a flat end. The end had bumps and bulges on it with a pee hole that looked big enough to put my pinky finger into. I grabbed the head with the other hand and squeezed it a bit. It was soft and spongy, the edges of it folded over flat while the face of it rubbed against my palm. I could feel the blood rushing through the shaft as I continued to stoke it and squeeze the head. Before too long, there was a spurt against my palm and felt a gooey slippery fluid lubricate the space between the face of his cock and my palm. I was shocked and jumped, but smiled when I looked and saw white drops fall to the floor. I kept rubbing the face of his cock with one hand and stroking his cock with the other. His cock was fully extended now and it was as thick as my wrist and at least 16 or 18 inches long. Then came another small spurt of cum. It sprayed out from around my hand and dripped down my arm. "Holy Shit that was cool" I thought. I grabbed the throbbing shaft with both hands and began to stroke him hard. It was such a rush to squeeze his cock and feel the blood rushing through it. I watched as another small spurt shot out and splashed on the floor. That small spurt was more cum than I put out on my best day! Holy Shit! I was really starting to get into this! "How much cum does he got?" I wondered. I squeezed his cock and stroked him hard and fast. Every few seconds his cock would throb and a small stream of cum would shoot out. It was amazing. Each spurt was as big around as your finger and about six inches long. Then He Came!! I had never seen anything like it! Before or since. A thick white stream of cum poured out of his cock. It was like he was peeing cum. It was a continuous stream from his cock to the floor. Then it stopped for a second and it happened two more times. As amazing as that was, it was even more amazing to be hanging onto a horse cock while he was cumming. It jumped, It jerked, It throbbed, I could feel the cum squirting through it. It was down right hard to hold onto. It was the coolest thing I had ever seen or done. What a rush! I couldn't wait to do it again. I showed him out and brought in the next horse. I eagerly sat at my stool and started to play with his cock. It grew quickly and I rubbed the flat face of his cock vigorously. The first small spurt of cum squirted out and splashed everywhere. It was all over his belly, my pants, shoes and shirt, but it just covered my hand. I rubbed even harder while I stroked his big fat cock even faster. The next time I felt his cock throb, I let up the pressure and cum squirted hard into my palm. I smiled as I watched big white gobs of horse cum drip to the floor. I grabbed his shaft with both hands and started to give him the best hand job I could. When he came, it was just like the first horse. 3 or 4 thick streams all the way to the floor, then it would dribble out of his softening cock. I cupped my had under it and collected a good handful. I had tasted my own cum many times and wanted to try horse cum. So I brought it to my mouth and drank it. It was two full mouthfuls, it was gooey, warm, sticky and quite tasty, I thought. When I was 13 or 14 and much more flexible, I used to suck my own dick. I would sit on the toilet, get my dick hard, bend over and suck it until I came in my own mouth. I always liked that, I would get both views of a blowjob at the same time. I knew what it felt like to get a good BJ. Plus I knew what it was like to suck a guys dick and have him cum in my mouth. I of course ALWAYS swallowed. I thought it was very cool. It was quick, clean and quiet. I would even go to the bathroom, suck myself off and come out and talk to people like nothing happed. So you know I was thinking "What's it like to have a horse cum in my mouth? I should find out." I showed in the next horse knowing I was gonna see if I could get him to cum in my mouth. I kicked the stool out of the way, climbed under him and started to play with his cock. When his cock was thick and hard, I grabbed just behind the head with one hand and pressed the flat face against my mouth. I was stroking fast and hard with the other. I was REALLY taken off guard. You have no idea what it's like to put a horse cock to your lips and look down a cock that size. It was just an unbelievable experience for me. When the first spurt came, it splashed against my tonsils and filled my mouth instantly. I greedily swallowed it down and thought about how cool that was. I was really getting into rubbing the face with my tongue when the second spurt came. It rushed into my mouth and dripped from the corners. I was getting turned on now. This was the most exhilarating and depraved thing I had ever imagined. The third and fourth spurts were every bit as good as the first two. I was getting ready for the next small spurt, when cum poured out of his cock like a pressure hose. I swallowed as fast as I could, but it was splashing everywhere. Then it stopped for a second and started again. I panicked and ducked my head. Cum splashed all over my forehead and face. By the time he was done I was covered in horse cum from head to toe. I gulped down as much as I could from his softening cock and put him out too. I walked back up to the house and smiled as i looked in the mirror. I was covered with horse cum. There were big white gobs in my hair, on my face and it covered my now soaking wet shirt. I stripped down and jerked off in the shower. That night I went into the barn, stripped nude and showed in the horses one by one. Their cocks were already half hard when I showed them into the stall. So I crawled under them, jerked them off and used their cocks to hose my naked body with horse cum. I smeared it all over my body. I licked it up. I even used it as lubricant while I jacked off. I was having so much fun and I was so turned on. Who knew playing with horse cock could be so much fun? The next morning I went to the barn, stripped nude again and showed in the first horse. I crawled under him, jerked him off and hosed down my face and open mouth. I drank as much as I could catch. I used the rest to rub all over me. I stood in the light and admired the shine that wet horse cum gave my skin. I bent over and was rubbing it into my lewdly spread ass cheeks. When I thought, "I could have him hose down my ass with horse cum!" I showed in the next contestant, played with his cock and put it close to my ass as it began to spurt. I used the head of his cock to spread cum around my ass cheeks. Once they were properly coated with cum I began to rub the face his cock down the crack of my ass. I was pressing hard and rubbing vigorously when he began to cum. It rushed out and covered my back and ass in no time. I was running it back through my ass crack when it sprayed out again. When I passed it over my butt hole, it sprayed right inside me. I was shocked and jumped, so I couldn't get it back in time before he was done. I let in the next horse and had a huge hard on as I pushed his cock right up against my butt hole, hoping it would shoot inside me again. When the first spurt came it shot right inside me. "That was just fucking awesome!" I thought "I've got horse cum in my ass!" The next two spurts, right inside me. "This was so fucking cool. I had a horse cumming in my ass!" I felt his cock start to jump and knew he was about to cum. I stuffed it hard against my butt hole, as I got ready for the big stream. The horse flexed his hips and drove his cock into my tight cum slicked ass like it was nothing. My asshole screamed with pain and clamped down on his shaft right behind the bloated head. Then a huge stream of cum shot into my bowels. Then the second and third erupted inside me. I could feel the pressure as I was filled to overflowing. The cock head made an excellent cork. The pressure built and cum gurgled into my guts. It felt like gallons of thick warm horse cum was flooding into me. It was like a warm enema, but better, it was warm horse cum! I could feel his cock softening inside me and looked between my legs. I was shocked! There was cum dripping from my softening cock too! I had just had an orgasm from having a horse cock shoved into my ass and taking a sperm enema. "Holy Fucking Shit!" I thought. When his cock pulled out of me a big spurt of horse cum flew out and thick streams dribbled down my leg. I giggled, I was a sperm slut and got off on it! I did in fact REALLY enjoy it. Over the next few weeks, twice a day like clock work. I did every depraved thing I could think of to do with a horse cock. I played with it, I sucked on it, I stuffed it in my ass. I could only get about four inches inside me, but the cum is what really turned me on. One day I used my big travel mug to catch as much cum as I could. Some splashed out but my 22 ounce cup was still nearly full. Holy shit!! Now that was a cup-O-sperm. I put the top on and spent the next hour sipping horse cum from my coffee mug. I rather enjoyed walking around sipping a cup of fresh warm horse cum. I was really beginning to like the taste of horse cum. It dawned on me I should collect it and drink it around the house. I dug out some long freezer bags and a rubber band. I put the bag on the end of his cock and used the rubber band to keep it in place while I jerked them off. It was perfect! the bag filled up without losing a drop. I took them off and tied them and brought them to the house. I bet I got a pint from each horse each time. Soon I had so much horse cum sitting around I didn't know what to do with it all. I would give myself sperm enemas and see how long I could hold it. I put a bunch in the tub and rolled around in it and jerked off, but mostly I drank it. I smeared it on toast, I mixed it half and half with my coffee in the morning, I poured it over ice cream and drank it during the day. I would walk around all day swilling sperm. I thought it was great stuff. Plus it was my dirty little secret, I love to drink horse cum! I had just come back from the barn with 3 fresh bags. I filled my big travel mug, dumped the rest in a small pitcher, mixed in some chocolate and put it in the fridge. I gulped down two big mouthfuls of my horses warm fresh ball juice and sat in the living room. That's when I heard Tommy's unexpected knock at the door.